Monday’s Thought Of The Day

This is so funny that James asked what was all the noise as I was laughing up stairs and he was down. The only thing I ask is which # was your favorite, please share.

Town & Country Gardening

An Old Man’s Perspective: Ten things to consider.

1. I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just
saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. If
they are holding a gun, she’s probably mad.

4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now
they drink like their fathers.

5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
someone you’ve just met? That’s common sense leaving your body.

6. I don’t like making plans for the day. Because then the word
“premeditated” gets thrown around in the courtroom.

7. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in…

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Adrienne Knoepfle Dupper
    Jul 20, 2015 @ 23:31:13

    mine is #1…I say natural selection is awesome!

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

  2. pobept
    Jul 20, 2015 @ 22:07:06

    Big Smile thanks for the reblog
    Don’t forget it’s watermelon season..

    Like

    Reply

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